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Vriska "I disabled a kid, then bullied him, and then killed him, and then made a stupid move that would have gotten the rest of my friends killed if I didn't get killed first" Serket
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“I’m not good. I’m not even great. I’m the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet.”

“I’m not good. I’m not even great. I’m the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet.”

(via fuckyeah-masseffect)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

It’ll still be watching. Staring at the back of your head like a kid in Comp Sci and you just want to punch him but he’s *special* and he sets fires or something.
Joker (Mass Effect 2)
  • Joker: You just wait, it'll be better than the old days.
  • Shepard: I hope so. I died.
  • Joker: Yeah, you were such a downer.

:3
Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau!

(via aliceinsunnydale)

This made me lul too much.

This made me lul too much.

Great, see, this is where it starts. Next, when we’re all organic batteries, guess who they’ll blame? ‘This is all Joker’s fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.’
Joker (Mass Effect 2) (In response to an order by the ship’s AI to give it complete control over the ship’s systems)
Another dangerous alien, Commander. Thanks! Why can’t you collect coins or commemorative plates, or something?
Joker (Mass Effect 2)