January 2011
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
bloodbender:
unicornchasing:lafleurdemort:
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
oh…my…god i am going to kill myself
gpoy
only problem i have with chinese
derpheus:
ungunwashim:
i can eat with a knife and fork
but give me chopsticks and i’m just like
DER DER DERRRRRR HOW DOES I EAT
gpoy
I refuse to use standard utensils when eating most asian food.
Chopsticks are the way to go.
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reblog if you have no plans for new years
December 2010
It's Okay To Feel Lost, It Just Means You're... →
fuckyourscenes:
Speaking from my own personal experience from working at concerts:
No one has time for your rockstar bullshit.
Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to get on stage. No one has the time for your rockstar bullshit. None of the techs back stage give a fuck if you’re David…
Way to take credit for a Henry Rollins quote, man.
That’s real...
post a game that you know inside and out
largeautomobile:
effsie:
skuboglesby:
metal gear solid 3
i got fuckin kerotan rank you bitches ALL FORGS SHOT
kingdom hearts 1 and 2
THEY WERE FUN EVEN IF THEY WERE ANGSTY AND WEEBOO
i will never understand why they had so many zips and belts and shit though
I haven’t even played Kingdom Hearts but jesus christ that picture
for me it’s probably Trials and Tribulations orrrr...
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synthsound:
derpheus:
iphysianthe:
nevertsundere:
I feel very old on tumblr though
Nearly seventeen and you’re all 13 and more mature than me and it makes me slightly ashamed of myself
so much this.
how are all of you so cool, I was a total douchebag until I turned sixteen
I’m actually STILL KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG
this
and then about eighteen
i regressed back into being a douchebag
...
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I just slept 13 hours
jesus fuck my sleeping schedule
@breakallconvention
Seeing as I only have my laptop with me, and Starcraft 2 is PC only, I’m stuck moving to a different game on my PS3 or 360.
I mean really if I NEEDED MORE SC2 I could probably just boot it up again and make sure it’s a bit better ventilated but really I’ve played this game for probably 8 of the past 24 hours already at least.
My PC just overheated from too much prolonged...
I think it’s time for some other games on different systems >.>
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when you're in a rough mosh pit
voluntarilyeatscelery:
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
THIS
People in concerts that tell you to stop pushing are t3h worst.
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Oh my god I am such a narcissist
This webcam is the best/worst thing ever.
Prepare to see a gpoy like every three hours for the next five weeks
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@emkrempy
Yeah see after I posted that they actually did show both of them at once.
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Hey guys, it's DL-6 day!
largeautomobile:
haibaran:
tenleid:
HAPPY SCREWED OVER MILES EDGEWORTHS LIFE FOREVER DAY, TROLOLOLOL
UHH DAMN HOW DO I CELEBRATE THIS
SHOOT SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE AN ELEVATOR
Can this just be on my blog forever
gendersauce:
I want a pet cat.
… but I guess my boyfriend will do for now.
Completely.
I am of the notion that all of my needs for companionship can be satisfied with a kitten.
when people ship characters who are obviously...
largeautomobile:
it makes me sad because it makes me think they must not know how it feels to have a friend who you love to pieces with no ulterior motives like that
XANDER HARRIS AND WILLOW ROSENBERG
except then SHIP IS CANON and andy is sad
OH MAN
Does Kate finally fight for the forces of good again?
I love her so much I want to see her on our side once more
@James
Well that was not the person who followed me but I will be sure to follow you when twitter is operational
Twitter
is down
WHAT THE FUCK
I JUST GOT A NEW FOLLOWER I DON’T KNOW IF THEY’RE AWESOME OR NOT
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I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED LOOK HOW UGLY IT...
synthsound:
toothpaste:
simbabro:
toothpaste:
HOW ARE MEN PROUD OF HAVING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A KEBAB POLE HANGING OFF THEM IDK
Vaginas aint no masterpiece abbi
mine is
mine looks as if it should be framed and placed in a fine art gallery
A vagina in a frame?
What? Vaginas don’t go in things.
That’s what penises do.
JAMES
synthsound:
optimisticcynic:
WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE FAKE PENIS ON MY DASH
IT WILL NO DOUBT BE AT THE TOP OF IT FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
Because it is a shopp’d penis.
And it casts no shadow.
Like a vampire.
I bet it can’t enter without an invitation also.
This is especially relevant as I am currently watching Angel.
Also I think all penises should be unable to enter without an...
JAMES
WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE FAKE PENIS ON MY DASH
IT WILL NO DOUBT BE AT THE TOP OF IT FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
The egg came first because it wasn't the chicken...
synthsound:
iwishiwaszorro:
bawwksee:
I’m going to prove this by using dogs as my example.
Dogs crossbreed.
Two different animals (or breeds whatever) have sex and make a baby.
They make a new animal (or breed [most likely breed]).
So it wasn’t a chicken that layed the egg.
It was another bird.
OoOoOoO ~
The chicken is used to represent all birds though. Sooooo… It’s still what...
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WHAT DID SPIKE JUST TAKE FROM BUFFY'S DRAWER
IT WAS PINK AND FRILLY
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Shhh .. Just get in the van.: Being Alive →
tallerghostwalt:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is being alive. I hate humanity and everything about them. They’re all greedy, megalomaniacs, and they all just try too hard to be liked by everyone.
[Male, 17]
This is ridiculous. Sure, the human race has some…less than…
I have days like this guy
Oh wait nevermind I call that existence
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THE SECURITY GUARD AT WOLFRAM AND HEART'S NAME...
HOMAGE? I THINK SO.